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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Rep. Ellison calls the Police on Tom Tancredo

Tom Tancredo, the Godfather of anti amnesty, was visited by the D.C. Police. Mr. Tancredo's crime...was he enjoys a good cigar, in is office. The problem was, Kieth Ellison. A Muslim, who like many of his buddies suffers from delusions of purity's is intolerant of the rights of others.

A freshman Democratic lawmaker's staff called Capitol Hill police last week to report a problem — cigar smoke coming from a neighboring Republican congressman's office. Minnesota Rep. Keith Ellison's office wanted the police to snuff out Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo's cigar. The two lawmakers have neighboring offices on the first floor of the Longworth House Office Building, but have not met. "It's very bizarre," Tancredo said. "Seemed to me not a good way to say hello." Tancredo, who often relaxes with a cigar, is allowed to smoke in his office. The police officer told Ellison that, but for due diligence went to check on the smoke.
Asked if he would stop smoking in his office, Tancredo said, "Heck, no!" "If he [Ellison] would have [had] the courtesy to say something I'm sure I would have been more accommodating to his wishes."
I sent Mr. Ellison a dust mask to trap the impurities from his delicate olfactory cilia, poor litttttlllleeeee boy, hay bemdiiiiiiito. Maybe everyone should do that.

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